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CERTIFIED MEATHEAD® MASS MATTERS

Black / S
$30.00
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CERTIFIED MEATHEAD® MASS MATTERS

$30.00
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Too Big Is The Goal.

This isn't some paper-thin shirt made for influencers and mirror selfies.

The Certified Meathead Heavyweight Tee is built for lifters who understand that size, strength, and hard work never go out of style. Thick enough to handle the gym, comfortable enough for everyday wear, and durable enough to survive years of bulk seasons.

Whether you're chasing a bigger bench, bigger arms, or just a bigger presence, this shirt was made for you.

Features

100% ring-spun cotton
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
Garment-dyed for a broken-in feel
Relaxed fit for people who actually lift
Reinforced stitching throughout
Built for years of wear, not one season of trends

CERTIFIED MEATHEAD®
Mass Matters.
Size Still Matters.
Too Big Is The Goal. 💀🏋️

No Mass Production. Just Production Of Mass.

Your gear is printed after you order it.

No warehouses.
No overstock.
No shortcuts.

Just quality apparel built for people chasing size, strength, and a bigger version of themselves.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝

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