Mass Mommy
Black / XS
$24.00
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The fitness industry keeps telling women to eat less, weigh less, and take up less space.
Certified Meathead isn't built for that.
This shirt is for the women who load plates, chase PRs, and understand that muscle isn't something to hide—it's something to build.
No detoxes.
No starvation diets.
No obsession with getting smaller.
Just food, iron, and the pursuit of becoming stronger than yesterday.
Because confidence isn't found on a scale.
It's built under a barbell.
EAT BIG.
LIFT HEAVY.
STAY THICK.
Made To Order
Every Certified Meathead shirt is made specifically after you place your order.
We don't mass produce apparel.
We build gear the same way great physiques are built:
One rep.
One meal.
One day at a time.
Your shirt may take a little longer to arrive.
So did those quads.
So did those glutes.
So did that strength.
EAT BIG. LIFT HEAVY. STAY THICK.
💀 CERTIFIED MEATHEAD® 💀
Mass Mommy
$24.00
Certified Meathead isn't built for that.
This shirt is for the women who load plates, chase PRs, and understand that muscle isn't something to hide—it's something to build.
No detoxes.
No starvation diets.
No obsession with getting smaller.
Just food, iron, and the pursuit of becoming stronger than yesterday.
Because confidence isn't found on a scale.
It's built under a barbell.
EAT BIG.
LIFT HEAVY.
STAY THICK.
Made To Order
Every Certified Meathead shirt is made specifically after you place your order.
We don't mass produce apparel.
We build gear the same way great physiques are built:
One rep.
One meal.
One day at a time.
Your shirt may take a little longer to arrive.
So did those quads.
So did those glutes.
So did that strength.
EAT BIG. LIFT HEAVY. STAY THICK.
💀 CERTIFIED MEATHEAD® 💀
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 14 | 26 ¾ |
| S | 15 | 27 ⅜ |
| M | 16 | 28 |
| L | 17 | 28 ⅝ |
| XL | 18 | 29 ¼ |
| 2XL | 19 | 29 ⅞ |