MUSCLE MOMMIES APPRECIATE THICKER SPECIMENS.
Black / S
$28.50
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The internet told men to get smaller.
The Muscle Mommies disagreed.
This shirt is for the lifters who understand that strength is attractive, muscle is earned, and a physique that fills out a hoodie never goes out of style.
Built for the guys who choose another plate over another excuse.
The guys who don't disappear when summer ends.
The guys who know that a little extra mass beats a lot of empty opinions.
Because at the end of the day...
Muscle Mommies Appreciate Thicker Specimens.
Features
Premium heavyweight feel
Relaxed fit built for lifters
Durable construction for gym and everyday wear
Soft enough for all-day comfort
Designed for those who believe Mass Matters
CERTIFIED MEATHEAD®
Too Big Is The Goal.
Built For Mass.
Every Certified Meathead shirt is made specifically after you place your order.
No warehouses.
No shortcuts.
No mass-produced nonsense.
Just quality apparel built for people who understand that muscle isn't given—it's earned.
Your shirt may take a little longer to arrive.
So did your physique.
So did those extra plates.
So did that size you're proud of.
Eat Big. Lift Heavy. Stay Huge.
CERTIFIED MEATHEAD®
💀 MASS MATTERS.
MUSCLE MOMMIES APPRECIATE THICKER SPECIMENS.
$28.50
The Muscle Mommies disagreed.
This shirt is for the lifters who understand that strength is attractive, muscle is earned, and a physique that fills out a hoodie never goes out of style.
Built for the guys who choose another plate over another excuse.
The guys who don't disappear when summer ends.
The guys who know that a little extra mass beats a lot of empty opinions.
Because at the end of the day...
Muscle Mommies Appreciate Thicker Specimens.
Features
Premium heavyweight feel
Relaxed fit built for lifters
Durable construction for gym and everyday wear
Soft enough for all-day comfort
Designed for those who believe Mass Matters
CERTIFIED MEATHEAD®
Too Big Is The Goal.
Built For Mass.
Every Certified Meathead shirt is made specifically after you place your order.
No warehouses.
No shortcuts.
No mass-produced nonsense.
Just quality apparel built for people who understand that muscle isn't given—it's earned.
Your shirt may take a little longer to arrive.
So did your physique.
So did those extra plates.
So did that size you're proud of.
Eat Big. Lift Heavy. Stay Huge.
CERTIFIED MEATHEAD®
💀 MASS MATTERS.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |